Sorry for the influx of spammers lately.  Please ignore them; as soon as I see spam, I delete it.  If you want to draw my attention to something that needs removal, feel free to email me at the address on my profile, but I should catch things pretty quickly on my own.  
 
As spammers get more sophisticated, we see more and more posts that try to sound like actual humans wrote them.  I do not have the time or energy to split hairs, so: if your signature is an advertisement, I'm going to assume you're a spammer and deal with you as such.  If I'm wrong, and you actually want to talk about rubber ducks, do it without advertising your handbags, trips, money-making opportunities or male enhancement products.  
 
Thanks to all the actual posters who keep this place fun -- quack on!